So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Makes me wonder about reincarnation
this is seriously so beautiful
he misses her
DONT YOU DARE TUG ON THAT HEARTSTRING WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
KLDSJHGOAN;IELRKNSGIMVOL;DSJGVQEPARJSGOI’ NONOONONOONONOONONONOONONONOONONON FUCKOFF
so I was at school and suddenly I saw this skeleton at the stairway??
that part of the stairway is closed
literally no one can go there
that skeleton wasn’t there before
howso the next day I go to the school cafetaria and I see another one??what is going on
There’s a draft for the skeleton war. You’re enlisted, whether you want to be or not.